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Illinois 2020
Roadside Attractions Tour

What kind of vacation can you take in the  midst of the COVID 19 Pandemic?  With the help of RoadsideAmerica.com, the ultimate seek &  find  roadside attractions tour!  Eliminating the major cities  that were originally part of the trip, we focused on central Illinois, drove parts of the Historic Route 66 and even though many museums and shops were closed , we still had a blast!   Our trip began and ended at Land Between the Lakes National Recreation Area.  Arriving early evening, we were able to enjoy the   Golden Pond Visitor Center and the  Elk and Bison Prairie  before dinner at   The Pond, a local favorite .   We stayed in a lovely cottage at Kenlake State  Resort Park, which kicked the  trip off with a fabulous complimentary breakfast.  If you would like the route, please contact us and we will be happy to share.  

Day One
to Eldon Hazlet State Park

We started our adventure by heading to the famous abandoned town of Cairo (pronounced CARE-o) and Camp Defiance-Fort Defiance State Park.  And yes, we could not resist the drive across the bridge to enter Missouri!  Next we were off to find the grave of King Neptune the Pig, but we were unsuccessful.  We think it may be located on private property now as all the directions were correct.    We drove to  Cobden to have lunch at the Root Beer Saloon, but it was closed.  As luck would have it though, our next stop, Giant City State Park, has a lodge that is world famous for  its fried chicken.  That my friends is an understatement.  Do not miss this, we will definitely plan to go back to stay at this gorgeous park.    After a delicious meal, we went on to find Smiley Face, Boomer and the Pyramid of King Tut the Dog located on South Illinois University campus.

 The big surprise of the day was  Castle  Park (Dungeons and Dragons Park) created in memory of Jeremy "Boo" Rochman.   Please follow the link for the complete story, this is an amazing ongoing tribute and we heard plenty of children enjoying time there.

The last finds of the day were the Bucky Dome, gallows at the Franklin County Historic   Jail, Golf Ball and Tee Water  Tower, Road Sign Art, Stovepipe Hat Abe, and the sixth largest Bell Tower in the world.     Dinner at the famous Wally's Drive -In in Breese.

Day Three
to Olney

We began this day finding Abe Breaks Up a Fight then on to    Evergreen Memorial Cemetery in search of some interesting gravesites.    Thankful for a map, we were able to locate   Poppy Plane Crash,  Civil War Veterans, Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourne,  Longest Epitaph in Granite and Wizard of Oz Dorothy.   We then drove to Twin Groves Wind Farm to see the 240 turbines running.   The height and length of the blades will amaze you and help with the perspective of the field size .

After the windfarm,   we   stopped in   the delightful   town  of Arcola.    Birthplace of Raggedy   Ann   and Andy   creator,   Arcola   is considered the gateway to A mish   country   and the town   is decorated   with painted   brooms and murals.   It was fun   to find them   - currently   14   brooms   and   15 murals.  We stopped  to shop at  Yoder's and found some perfect gifts, including of    course,  a broom.    Next   we   went to find the Goat Tower of Baaa, which   disappointedly    was on private property behind a fence. After that short stop, we found the historical Two Story Outhouse  of 1872 in Gene Goodwin Park.

The Original Burger King (not the franchise) was our  delicious lunch choice of the day before traveling to our big things in a small    town of Casey.  We parked and walked to so many attractions , some shared in the photos.   We accidently traveled to Marshall to find Harlan Hall and Wood Gavel before back-tracking to find the grave of Burl Ives (another funny story).  We had an hotel issue, so we had to stay in    nearby   Newton then backtrack to Olney  in the morning.

Day Two    
to Normal

Our second day  began with unplanned stops at  the General Dean Suspension Bridge and random roadside figures before exploring Pollard's Collection.   Then we traveled to the  Cross at the Crossroads, America's Largest Cross.    We went on to find    the HVAC man, Miller Lite Beer Can and Tow Mater.   We had another lovely unplanned visit to the  Ballard Nature Center which had a pond filled with turtles just waiting to be fed.  On further down the road, we came across Indian Teepee Buffalo and Battling Horses, Yard Art with Trucks and the laughable Gateway Arch Replica.  We stopped in Vandalia  where the home of the state's oldest surviving capital building can be seen across from  Lincoln Park and  behind the    Madonna of the Trail.  Probably the biggest disappointment of the trip was the Kaskaskia Dragon.  After purchasing the required  tokens from the liquor store across the street, the  collector wouldn't accept it so we weren't able to see the flame.    We journeyed on to the Hand with Painted Nails - we got lost on    a road in the middle of  the world's largest cornfield.   A nice gentleman guided us on our way...twice   (funny story).   After finding Kay the Elephant's grave and stopping in Taylorville to spot JFK in a Graveyard, our big day continued to Springfield for a quick lunch at Cozy Drive In and to catch the   Pink Elephant with a Martini, Lauterbach    Man, Car Bumper Deer, IL Firefighter, 911 Memorial with Pitt misspelled,   The Dana-Thomas House and Lincoln Home.     We ended the   day  exploring Lincoln   finding the   Tiny   Church, Watermelon, Phone Booth on a Roof, Covered Wagon   and Old Neon.   Funks Grove was closed by   the time we arrived.

Day four
to Hardin, KY

On our final day, we began by searching for the elusive white squirrels in Olney.  Fortunately, our GPS accidently guided us to a mobile home park where a gentleman was placing some feed out.  We tried our directions again and found the address for the City Park where no squirrels were seen.  So we went back to the mobile home park and, viola', there were several enjoying some breakfast!    

The road took us by a couple of Muffler Men - Little Giant and an original Big John before we stopped by the Masonic Cemetery to search, and I do mean search, for the grave of the Birdman of Alcatraz.  When entering    the town of Metropolis, be sure to look down the street to see the towering statue of Superman in the distance.    We arrived just in time to grab a table at the famous Fat Edd's Roadhouse before the typical huge crowds  started pouring in.   Strongly recommend the Peel n'Eat Shrimp to get things started.

 Touring Metropolis could be accomplished on foot, but it is a little more spread out than Casey.  We went past Kryptonite several times before realizing it was there because it blends in well with all the flashy decor behind it.    Fort Massac State Park  is a welcome center on the far side of town, ironically it can actually be your last stop on the tour.

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